Saturday, December 23, 2006

Beauty queen's news

Miss. Slut, a.k.a. former Mrs. Nevada, is apologizing today after snap shots of her bending over to reveal her g-string, and making out with several people were found on-line.

Miss. Alcoholic in denial, a.k.a. Miss. U.S.A., gets in trouble for continously re-scheduling events due to her excessive partying. She was admitted to rehab earlier this week.

Poor Miss Teen U.S.A did not get another chance, after complaints that she had been following the steps of both Miss. Slut and Miss. Alcoholic in denial.